candles are how we keep fires as pets
this is unnecessarily adorable
Kids are just like “ppptppptppthhptpppthh” until one day they’re like “oh shit I can think” and then it’s all downhill from there
“u know that feel when no gf” no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen
name all seven sports
- ball throw
- ball catch
- ball run
- ball kick
- shoot ball
- dong touch
- memes
get fuckin wrecked
Sharpening your pencil by the wall is the 5th grade equivalent of a smoke break
